Policeman: "Excuse me Mr, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike?" Dog Owner: "Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike"

So you love your punk, give them a place to live, feed them tasty Punk Dog Food to keep them healthy and nourished but you can’t help wondering whether they think you’re just a useful housemate or they actually like you?

Having worked like a dog all day do you feel dog-tired or are you as excited and as a dog with two d**ks? We have so many dog analogies to do with energy, but is there a set amount of sleep our little punks need to keep this energy up? Well, just like us humans, it depends on a few factors like age, breed, and activity level.

Wills don’t sound very punk, why would I want to do something so formal? Absolutely, mate. Including instructions for the care of your dog in your will is a smart move to ensure your loyal, bonkers companion is looked after just the way you'd want them to be. Here's a bit of guidance on how to go about it.