Ten Dog Jokes that'll make you howl.

1.What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard! Its the best thing for a hot dog.

2. Policeman: "Excuse me Mr, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike?"

Dog Owner: "Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike"

3. Why did the Eskimo name his dog "Frost"?

Because "Frost" bites.

4. Which dog always knows what time it is?

A watch dog.

5. I have stopped the dog from digging up the garden.

I confiscated his shovel.

6. What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a hyena?
I have no idea, but if it starts to laugh, I'm joining in.

7. Why is a noisy yappy dog like a tree?
They both have a lot of bark.

8. What do you have if you breed a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a cockerel?
A cockerpoodlepoo!

9. Why do dogs make terrible dancers?
Because most of them have 2 left feet.

10. What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
Well, one of them wags his tail and the other tags his whales.

I told you!

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